Another Sunday passes as the hour of exam judgement falls ever nearer.
On that note…Sundays are for avoiding responsibility! Avoiding responsibility and flirting with fantasy characters! And here’s this week of fun fantasy pick-up lines’n’banter.
- “You’re complicated AND extremely thick, aren’t you?”
*This works best for books, but also for…*
- “Honey, don’t say that…This spell does wonders for your breasts!”
- “I’d never throw the wedding band you gave me in a volcano, not like that ungrateful hobbit.”
- “Are you a famous scholar? Because I would love to get schooled by you!”
- “I can see why you’re named Soulcatcher – you’ve certainly caught my soul!
Gosh, these become more and more desperate every week. I really need to get out more.